“The Big Drizzle”

 Chicago Bulls Center Drew Gooden aspires to overtake Dennis Rodman as weirdest NBA player in history. He wants to be called “The Big Drizzle”, whatever that means, and had a weird haircut of a small patch of hair–which he says he tore off of Rasheed Wallace's head–on the back of his head. Now, the 6'10″ player is sporting this bizarre new beard that has seven or eight tentacles.

It's being called the “Octobeard”, for lack of a better name.